July 2012
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[[ Ahhh some peeps from highschool called, so I’m hanging out with them tonight?—-however I will be back later and will be on my GB!Vriska account [starboardscorpius], and either my clubbent Roxy [vermouthvoidhacker] or here at Sis’s account. Later, buh-bye! <3]]
Where there is ruin, there is hope for a treasure
– Rumi (via hobosheek)
karfat:
ok time to go make smores over the open flame of a burning paper towel in a sink
this kid’s doin’ shit right.
carcinomisanthropist:
carneliancrow ha contestado a tu publicación: … SUDDENLY BECOME CONSCIOUS AND AWARE WHILE BEING…
slow clapping for nephew
IT’S BETTER THAN WAKING UP SMELLING LIKE DON JULIO AND SMOKE THAT’S FOR SURE.
QUIT YOUR SASS.
oh honey you think THIS is sass?
you aint seen nothin’ yet, boy (K<
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atarijustice:
redrequiem:
carneliancrow:
oh honey i don’t got a pink one
but i DO have a variety you could say
don’t reckon i quote know why i’m soliciting to ya, but heh there you go
#the black sparkly 18 inch double’s a real beauty
I DON’T CARE.
YOU R34LLY OUGHT TO S33 1T.
1T W1LL TRULY CH4NG3 YOUR L1F3.
here’s one happy customer’s testimony
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crowhousescratch:
redrequiem:
carneliancrow:
redrequiem:
crowhousescratch replied to your post: // ]]]]]]> // ]]]]>]]> slickfuck liked your…
maybe later tonight idk sure
niiiiiice.
can i interest ya’ll in any exotic accessories.
Sit on your accessories and spin, for the last time DEAR GOD NO I DON’T WANT YOUR FUCKING DILDOS.
ssshhh you get used to it eventually
he’s...
redrequiem:
crowhousescratch replied to your post: // ]]]]]]> // ]]]]>]]> slickfuck liked your…
maybe later tonight idk sure
niiiiiice.
can i interest ya’ll in any exotic accessories.
redrequiem:
New emotion:
Boredom. Mixed with hunger.
sounds like you could use a thanksgiving stuffin’ (*K
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gale4z:
this just in: marissa is a dirty old man trapped in a butch middle-aged woman’s body
…
actually nevermind the trapped part, she’s p comfortable here sdkfjsdf.
how old’s a bitch gotta be to rightly call herself a cougar inquiring minds wanna know.
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redrequiem:
carneliancrow:
redrequiem:
carneliancrow replied to your post: slickfuck started following you
you certainly know how to reel em in there silver (K
Buttsex is like that fucking stupid upgrade fishing rod you get in every video game that involved fishing as a source of income.
so you fishin’ to see my dildo collection there sonny boy? heheheh
Don’t know don’t care don’t want...
redrequiem:
carneliancrow replied to your post: slickfuck started following you
you certainly know how to reel em in there silver (K
Buttsex is like that fucking stupid upgrade fishing rod you get in every video game that involved fishing as a source of income.
so you fishin’ to see my dildo collection there sonny boy? heheheh
crowhousescratch:
redrequiem:
I almost want to nail my grievances with you lot to the goddamn wall.
But I wouldn’t want to ride Grackleboy’s coattails.
by all means go right on ahead you aint steppin on my toes none
since when are you a grackle huh?
June 2012
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pluses of hangin' 'round Vegas lately
no one bats an eyelash at the monster arm and the poofy ears
May 2012
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atarijustice:
crowhousescratch:
sisnotsissy:
crowhousescratch:
so please carry on as you were
I can’t carry on, you’re dressed like a gay Hell’s Angel.
scientists are still working to figure out if i am a prize to the family name or a shame
TRULY, YOU 4R3 YOUR S1ST3R’S K1N.
1 WOULD TH3R3FOR3 GO W1TH 4 L1TTL3 OF BOTH.
hey now
i’m a damned asset over here.
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crowhousescratch:
yeah well
its a start
> Remove your shades, set them off to the side in the sand, and stare up at the vast night sky, infinite and eternal.
> There are times when you feel old, aged far beyond your actual twenty years of life, but no wiser. Simply existing in a perpetual warped flux of time. Watching the slow rotation of the heavens above, you feel as ancient as them,...
crowhousescratch:
> Really, you want to protest otherwise, but know that’d be futile. In their eyes, Rick and Marissa know you’re flawed, but not as awful as you think yourself to be. You are glad for this but at the same time wish they were less forgiving of you because every you fuck up they help you back on your feet, maybe punch you in the arm some, make sure you learned your lesson, and...
crowhousescratch:
> You flinch, even though you tried to steel yourself, you can’t help it. Though she may not do it often, when your sister goes off she’s like a fucking canon. Maybe it’s because she tends to keep herself in check all the time that even a momentary outburst is worth more than ten violent tirades by someone with anger management issues, one airborne fist more terrifying than...
crowhousescratch:
a yeeep
> You take a deep breath, hunch your shoulders, and exhale out through your pointed teeth. Here goes nothing. Confession time.
someandrickbangedlastnight
> And as soon as the mumbled jumble of words are out of your mouth, you dismount the bike and move out getting a smack upside the head range.
SHIT FUCK.
> You don’t make a move for your brother like...